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Simon Pegg discusses the Fast Moving Zombie

November 21st 2008 in humor, news

The brilliantly funny Simon Pegg writes and article for the Guardian, in which he discusses the inherent problems with a running zombie:

I know it is absurd to debate the rules of a reality that does not exist, but this genuinely irks me. You cannot kill a vampire with an MDF stake; werewolves can’t fly; zombies do not run. It’s a misconception, a bastardisation that diminishes a classic movie monster.

He goes on at some length on the merits of a slow moving zombie and the reasons why a zombie is not capable of achieving great speeds.

While I certainly enjoy the idea of a fast zombie, this article is terribly funny and the logic (nevermind that he’s discussing zombies) is sound and definitely worth a read.

Simon Pegg: The dead and the quick

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Simon Pegg had his say on the topic of Fast-Moving Zombies, but his initial target, Dead Set director, Charlie Brooker, responds in favor of a running zombie.
Simon: your outright rejection of running zombies leaves you exposed, in a very real and damning sense, as a terrible racist.
His comments are halfway through his article.

Charlie Brooker: Speaking [...]

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