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The Ultimate Zombie List

fmz — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:00:05 +0000

I still on plan on making my OWN top zombie list, but until then, you must check out Terminal Gamer’s “Ultimate Zombie List”.

Movies, games, anything with zombies; it’s there (and there ARE some spoilers, so be cautious.) But Go! Go now!

The Ultimate Zombie List – What Every Zombie Fanatic Should See, Read, and Play | Terminal Gamer..

Zombie Pin-up Calendar 2010

fmz — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:00:23 +0000

It’s that time again. As 2009 comes to a close, it’s time to update your wall calendar with the 2010 My Zombie Pin-Up calendar.

This year, they are going for a 1950′s feel with their models, and it looks fantastic. There’s a very limited number of calendars left, so hurry over and pick one up while supplies last.

From their site:

This 12 month calendar is stuffed with more dead sexy girls than you can fit in a shallow grave. We dug up the idea of the vintage 1950’s pin-up and hit it over the head with a shovel. Let yourself get infected by these bloody gore-gous women who are just dying to get under your skin.

My Zombie Pin-up Where beauty eats BRAAAAAIIIIINSSS!!!!.

Left 4 Dead Holiday Cards

fmz — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:00:37 +0000

ThinkGeek is offering some absolutely amazing and adorable* holiday cards, featuring the zombies from Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2.

I just LOVE the Hunter in his festive snowman sweater!

*can zombies be adorable? I think, after seeing these cards, the answer is “Yes!”

ThinkGeek :: Left 4 Dead Zombie Holiday Cards.

(via Wonderland)

zombie thanksgiving

fastmovingzombie — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:52:01 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving, to all my American readers. And happy Thursday to everyone else!

zombie thanksgiving, originally uploaded by theogeo.

Google Maps meets the Zombie Outbreak Simulator

fmz — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:00:35 +0000

If you’ve ever wondered how long it would take for the zombies to consume a city of 10,000 people, wonder no more. The folks from Binary Space have made a zombie simulator, giving you control of how many zombies start with the infection, how quickly the infection spreads, and how well-armed the average citizen is.

Zombie Outbreak Simulator | Class 3 Outbreak.

How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse – The Oatmeal

fmz — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:00:52 +0000

If you’ve ever wondered what happens during a zombie outbreak, well have no fear. Well, actually, yeah, go ahead and be afraid. After all, you most like won’t survive the experience.

BUT, if you want to know what actually happens, well, Matthew Inman, writer and illustrator of The Oatmeal, has you covered. He gives you all the stages of a zombie uprising, from the first infected to the final, fatal ending. Bleak stuff, with brilliantly hilarious artwork. Check it out.

How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse – The Oatmeal.

And, while you’re there, find out how long you can hold out before succumbing to a zombie bite:

The Zombie Bite Calculator Quiz – The Oatmeal.

Community Colleges Fight Zombies

fmz — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:00:37 +0000

I never went to a community college, but I can only hope its as fun and bizarre as NBC’s Community. But that’s not the point of this post, oh no. Two Illinois community colleges have banded together to create an online, flash-based cartoon explaining the virtues (and cost savings) of going to a community college, instead of one of those expensive, mind-churning universities.

It’s a clever little video and it’s zombie themed, so check it out.

Elgin Community College and Harper College present: College Zombies – The Perils of Student Loans.

Zombie-Doo

fmz — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:00:43 +0000

What happens when, at the end of the episode, the scary face trying to get you isn’t a rubber mask? What if they really do get away with it, even with those pesky kids and their dog?

The new Threadless shirt tells the sad tale.The true monster apocalypse has come and Velma and Scooby are the sole survivors of the original crime-solving gang.

No more Scooby snacks – the kids have grown up and its time to kill some monsters.

“We’ve Got Some Work To Do Now” – Pop Culture T-shirt by Travis Pitts.

Zombie Eustace

fmz — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:57:45 +0000

The annual Eustace Tilley contest from the New Yorker is over and the winning entries are posted online. And, wouldn’t you know it, tucked in with some other great illustrations is a Zombie Eustace!

“Eustace, the Undead New Yorker” David Cook, Suwanee, Ga.

The New Yorker.

Zombie Warning Ahead

fmz — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:52:07 +0000

It’s now become an epidemic of sorts. People all over the country (world?) are hacking into electronic road signs to warn of the impending zombie invasion. And raptors. Or to just tell the world that they hacked the sign. Anway Jalopnik has a nice gallery of hacked signs

Novelties: How To Hack An Electronic Road Sign.